Too soporific to enter a proper entry; will do that tomorrow night.
Here's some choice jokes about Men. Enjoy =)
How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, then it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we would hopefully like to have dinner with.
How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are already taken, and the ones left are handicapped.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How is a man like linoleum?
If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the next 20 years.
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They're usually intended for children, but it's the men who end up playing with them.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
The three words most hated by men during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
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