Did I really say that these 2 weeks of work should be a breeze?

Did I? I guess I did, huh.

Please smack my mouth and demand me to wash it out.

I've been staying back in the office ever since the 1st day of work, and right now, it's already 7pm on a Friday night, my hands are in danger of dropping off, my tummy's achy, my head is spinning, and I'm nowhere near done.

I'm lifeless. =(

Nehmind, I "xiang qian kan" (look at the money).


AHHHHHHHH...

=D

I'm entering some application for Enhanced Public Housing Contents Insurance for my first day of work :D Easy peasy.

Only thing was I buggered things up by printing them all without letterheads. Lmao.

I'm a self-acclaimed fast learner, but the team leader, Jane, had me beaten. She took less than 10 minutes to explain what we have to fill in for those 5 pages, and we were expected to derive the more minute details for ourselves by looking at the end result. Bleah...

The next 2 weeks should be a breeze though, since I have orientation and trainings to attend, and hey, the PC at my temporary desk has internet. Who am I to complain? *Smirks*

Checklist-to-gets:-

Mug
Water bottle
Selected photos
Photo frames
Mini bolster/pillow

I'm back...

From Tioman, people!

Well actually I got back in the afternoon, but most of the pictures I took are on my sister's cam, so I can't upload them yet.

Meanwhile, here's 2 to tantalise you guys!

I've just signed away 1 year of my life and I've never been happier.

Yep, I've just signed my contract with AIG. I'm now officially a Grade 4 Associate of the American Home Assurance Company *puffs out chest and smiles excitedly*.

I do need to go to the corporate doctors for a pre-employment check-up first, so I just hope my body will be fine enough to commerce work on the 24th.

Right now, I'm staring at the computer screen starting to miss the endorsements and policy words that I won't be typing anymore. At least with my new position, I would get my own desk.

Yay me! *Walks off with a spring in her steps and whistles some idle tunes*

WHO'S THE BOSS, WHO'S THE GIRL?

JEN'S THE ONE!

I stayed home today because my body system was near shut down and I needed the rest, but I got a good news over the phone just now.


MY INTERVIEW LAST WEEK FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICER IN AIG WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!


Well, it doesn't pay mighty well, but its a start and a leap from my mediocre temp administrative jobs. I have to go through the probation period and take 2 exams, be disciplined about my attendence because this job is very demanding, so I'm not 100% delirious yet.

But I'm happy. Yes, very very happy :)

ROFL~~

I'm watching channel 56 on SCV now, and I'm laughing so hard I could bust a nut, if I have one.

It's "Tou Yu", direct translation is the desire to steal, a Korean show. I mean, Korean comedies are well-known to be damn hilarious, but this one just takes the cake. You have to watch it.

Sigh, its 4-friggin-am in the morning, and I know my body clock's gonna be messed up again. It's lucky that my last day of work will be next Thursday, then it's hello rest-time and vacation!

Speaking of which, I haven't even got the necessities for the trip next Sunday. Mehhh. Jasmine: You, Eileen, me. Friday. Shopping, pronto!


So anyway, I got back at 10pm+ earlier on from Li Ting's 21st birthday.

Happy 21st birthday Ting~!

I didn't know half the people there, but it was great to see some old friends and get accquainted with a couple of new ones.

So here's Jen, camwhore-wannabe. (Hmm, come to think of it, not really.)


First off, the birthday girl! The picture of the sec sch bunch, lol. From left to right : Ying Chuan, Yi Wen, Me, Li Ting, Ci Hao, and Ling Yan.


Ci Hao and Ying Chuan from my neighboring class aka old classmates of Ting. We weren't classmates, but they were, and are, always awesome people to hang out with.


Ah, yes, I was delegated to hiding behind two gorgeous ladies.


Ophelia! Ophelia! Ophelia!


"Mummy, look! Birdie, fly!" "What, where?"


My Ophie irritating Lilo. Aren't they cuties? And please, ignore the hairy legs =X

I would put up more pictures if I did not look horrible in half of them. I guess it's really time to lose that excess, what, 25kg? Bleah...

Gawd I need a good rest.

As mentioned, met up with Yan (hi girl!) after work today.

People always change with time, so I'd be lying if I say she doesn't seem to have changed. But the change wasn't much, of course. She's still the Ling Yan I know since 13 *grins*.

We chatted for quite a few hours, caught up, kinda chatted like we've only just met up a couple of weeks ago instead of a year. She's renting a room and living away from home, how cool is that? I doubt I'll be able to do that. Not that I would want to, come to think about it. Free food! Free utilities! Free net! Maid!

Anyway. Quick fuck? Don't drink it.(unless you like the taste of cough syrup.) I still prefer sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm. *Smirks*

Damn... Look at the time. When will the day comes that I actually get a full 8hours of sleep? It's times like this I'm really looking forward to the trip.

Well it can't compare to the Japan/Taiwan/Europe trip that Ling Yan had lined up at the end of the month... *Grumbles*

Damn...

Due to a crazy weekend of non-stop "tonning", my body clock was temporarily messed up, so I tossed and turned in bed yesterday until 4am in the morning >_>.

I can't be any happier to see that I only have 15minutes of work left to go, and I'm meeting LingYan later(squee!) for drinks at Balcony.

It's been, what, a year plus since I last met her? I wonder if she's changed much =) I just hope our date won't be hindered by the... omnimous rain clouds and heavy-looking rain :(

Bah, now I have to play dodge the rain with my punny umbrella.

*Grins*

Well, that lingerie model job was a joke for April's Fool. I'd just woken up then, and decided I had to think up of something.

*Grins*

Gonna go enjoy what's left of my weekend, ta mates :)




Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotion know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- Emily Dickinson

I've got great news!

And there I was, worrying whether I would be able to get a new job soon after my contract with AIG ends, but I've got a new offer earlier on!

Okay, first off, some of you guys might not agree with my new choice of work, but the pay is too attractive for me to reject. I mean, working as an admin gets me about 1k each month ONLY. This job offers about $2k WITHOUT commission. How cool is that?

I've been approached by similar agents when I was 16... Wearing my school uniform, no less, but I was quite surprised I got approached again, since I'd apparently put on so much weight.

I'm going to be a model for lingeries, bras actually, but I don't have to show my face all the time, since some will just need to take photographs of the, you know, area. The shoots will mostly be for magazines or newspapers where they advertise their new lingerie products.

I know, I know... I'm crazy. But no harm to try it out, since I don't have to sign a contract just yet. I requested to try out 1 photoshoot and get a feel for it.

I'll be back to fill you guys in about details after I meet up with Steward again, *nervous* cya guys! Wish me luck and guts!

Hey hey hey, I'm back!

Damn, even I am sick of reading my recent boring posts. I guess I ought to update about my stuff a little - give something for my grandchildren to read about next time(provided Blogger lasts that long), ey?

So anyway, end of month's always a soddin bitch, everyone was rushing to get this month's accounts settled, and I barely had time to primp myself at the washroom. Workload upgraded from fast-paced to Superman-on-crack requirement. Thank gawd its Friday.

I'd finally managed to croak out a question to my frightening manager regarding the last day of my employment. My contract with the agency ends on the 9th, but I did officially ask for a contract/perm employment from the HR, so right now I'm just waiting for replies.

Seriously, my manager simply had that look on her face that made me afraid to ask her stuff or simply talk to her. First off, her pose would be unfriendly-looking, even tho she did that subconsciously. Then she would tilt her head in a manner that she's looking down her nose at people with an angle. Not to mention the slight scowl and the menacing stare.

Fine, okay, she's not that scary, but she does make me stutter alot. To get someone as eloquent(ahem) as me to stutter, trust me, she's scary enough.

Anyway, getting back to my point, I'm going on a Tioman trip with my sis and her family. It'll be about, hmm, 6days 5 nights? I'm really really hesitant and frankly? reluctant to go, but they'd been so insistent that I need this trip to "detox" myself and I'm too paiseh to reject, and gawd knows, I really do deserve a break.

It's just that, I don't know, 6 days seems kinda long for the size of the place we'll be visiting. And JenxGeR just looks BAD with a tan. I mean, who else but my NPCC squadmates have seen me tanned before? And my tans doesn't even last a week! I'll burn like a lobster even with sunscreen.

Plus, there's an important fact that I have a deep fear for, well, deep waters. I'll feel like I will drown any sec once my feet can't feel sand anymore. So it'll be just alot of floating around and fishing.

Yep, I love fishing, and thank gawd it's a time-taking sport.

I think I would be getting a set of bikini, because my old, black onepiece swimsuit simply has to go, but I would definitely wear a pair of shorts and a T-shirt over 'em. I don't wanna cause anymore nauseous-ness than the sea already would.

It all depends on my budget tho - we 1985'ers are pretty unlucky. First the only-16-year-olds can get their ICs policy started during our year, now us 1985ers missed out on the "generous" bonus that the government is giving out during election year.

Right now, I'm just worried about my health. Like I mentioned in my previous entry, I got hit with the fever bug on Wednesday night. Thank goodness it was after I got my new heels from Wisma. Did I mention that Charles & Keith has really cute shoes, despite the poor quality?


Anyway.


Guys, if you are those really queasy type who goes "eew!" or, "ugh, gross" when a woman talks about her period, look away.

My cycle has been messed up. I will spot(don't ask me what that means) during the accurate week of my period, but it stops after a few hours. 1-2 weeks later, then will my period start officially.

Right now, I'm almost 2 weeks late again, and with totally NO possibility of being pregnant. I mean, duh, no sex = no babies, okay? I know some of you will be skeptical.

So anyway, I've always thought I handle stress well, but that vomiting incident back in my polytechnic days, and my messed up body system told me otherwise.

Has any of you experienced this before? My menstrual cycle has always been accurate like clockwork, and this is just creeping me out. What if I grow a tumor there like my mum did?

Not to forget the fact that I'm too stingy to go for a full body checkup that'll prolly cost me a couple hundred dollars.

Bah, I'm stressing myself out. Sod this, I'm just gonna go smoke my fag and enjoy my night. Maybe do something crazy over the weekend. Ah, I like this idea so much better.


Have a jolly good night, all. Take care~ ;)