Mmm~ Sorry for the non-existent updates recently, my friends.

Have been busy with work, and outings with friends, and wasis sick right now.

Currently in the office, slogging away, high and lax on my muscle relaxant, cough mixture, and high dosage painkillers...

Mmm...

What for?

The most...

...Hilarious thing I've heard so far, working in AIG:

-----Original Message-----
From: Lim, Yit-Siong
Sent: Friday, August 04, 2006 3:01 PM
To: Lim, Jennifer-GS; Koh, Cerina-SC; Yap, Sok-Hwee; Tay, Lydia-HL; Toh, Michelle-BB; Lee, Danny-GK; Ong, Vincent-PC; Goh, Joann-HK
Subject: RE: Dinner
If there are no other guys going then Im afraid I also wont be joining… coz the yin is stronger than the yang & in the seven month… dats very dangerous…


... Devastating thing I've heard so far, working in AIG:

-----Original Message-----
From: Siew, Jane-NH
Sent: Friday, August 18, 2006 1:04 PM
To: Lim, Jennifer-GS; Koh, Cerina-SC; Goh, Joann-HK
Cc: Chiang, Sandra-SL
Subject: Smoking issue

Dear all,
Please take note that it is strictly no smoking during office hours.
The same applies for front counter staff.
Please adhere to it.

You make me feel alright, and let my body move you~

Here here, Mr Steve, my update -.-

Okay, I seriously have no idea what to talk about today, except that I'm having my migraine again and it's killing me *grunts*

I feel oddly peppy. I've always known that I have a slight ADHD/ADD, but today it seems to be worse. I didn't even take the muscle relaxant!

We went to Momo's 1st birthday last Friday, and frankly, it was simply like any other Fridays. Anyway.


Taken outside Taka with Amanda. Yep, the resolution of this picture is bigger than normal, because I actually look good in it, gawdammit!

Gabriel: "Shh, here, take this. *shifty eyes*" Mervyn: *Grimaces* "Mai lah cb..."

Wahaha~ *Stops her giggles* Ahem. So anyway, it was kinda crazy last Friday. I don't know who whipped out the camera phone first, but once the 1st photo was taken, we went snap-crazy. I did, anyway. Here's some choice pictures:


DON'T ask me what they were doing outside of the frame. Idk. Lol.




Besties forever!


Wah lau, don't ask me why, but Gabriel and I looked real funny in the few pictures we took together even though we were genuinely smiling. Bleah.


Gab: I totally agree. *Grunts*

The flash?! Haha... Mervyn and his funny acts.

That's Mervyn in a clearer pic :)

I seriously don't understand why I always get squeezed off frame. Steve damn act cute, lah. CANNOT TAHAN! Wahaha.

Mervyn, Dave and Steve in a blur of actions.

And now, last but not least, the picture I still have no idea why I suggested taking, but here it is:

Oh, innit such a coincidence that they 'miscue' and took the picture at a wrong angle?

Men.

That's me in black, and Yan on the right, btw. And FYI, we did not kiss. Lmao. There's actually quite alot more pictures, but I feel that these are enough.

I suggested a coffee date tomorrow, so perhaps I'll snap more pictures then.

Oh! By the by, friends, I've semi-decided to celebrate my 21st birthday at Devil's Bar on either the 29th or the 30th of September(Friday or Saturday). Yea, I'm celebrating in advance since the actual day is on a Tuesday. Bah...

So please, will appreciate if you could make your way there on that day.

Dear friends, I've not forgotten about you; I'm just too shy to ask you to attend my birthday celebration because it's been so long since we've last met and caught up.

I would really love to see my old friends on the day I firmly step into adulthood, and hey, I've already took leave on the following Monday and Tuesday to spend with friends who don't club. So no more bloody excuses!

Hence, if you're free, just tag me on my tagboard, or add me in MSN via jenxger@hotmail.com, and I'll get back to you asap.

Dear friends, all of you matter to me. :)

With love,

Jennifer.

Lunch-in Thursday

Oof! After a whole day of Dota and slacking yesterday, I'd decided to lunch-in today to get a lil rest.

And it's time to show off!


I know lah... Very chubby. But I wanted to take a pic with my sweetie when he got back from NDP!

Yep! My boy was part of the Air Force GOH for National Day Parade '06. *Proud* I was all ready to console him when I didn't manage to catch a peek of him on the live telecast, but he was in :)

Anyway, he suggested that I try out his Number 1, so its camwhore BAbie Jenx again!



Haha. Pathetic. My chubby face was so evident and I couldn't even button up the first 2 buttons! Like my Mum would say, "Gannah bao ba zhang ah neh kuan."

Nonetheless, I must have felt I looked cute in it that I can't help but take 2 more pictures of me in it, before I couldn't take the "act cute" spirit that possessed me.


*Giggles*

Here's the ultimate photo that lead to goosebumps rising on my arms and forced myself to stop taking.


Greetings, madam.

Wahaha, cannot make it. My high point for today is actually laughing at myself. Pathetic.

Anyways, let it be known that mules are a form of modern torture device invented solely for women.



I wanted to be one of those "attas" office ladies who wear mules, smart attires, and perfect makeups with gleaming hair to work.

But alas, every morning I looked like my dog chewed and spat me out, my hair's always in a messy bun, and 45 mins of travelling time to work had me surrendering to my slippers. My feet were practically numb to my ankles.

I don't think I'll be wearing those pair of shoes anytime soon, like, in the next 1-2 years, unless my feet miraculously shrink or the shoes miraculously expand.

*Sighs sagely* I still have years to train up on my OL skills... Nehmind, I'll start from Level 1!

Time for me to get back to work now, 'ta mates!

Majulah~ Singapura

Yay~ Happy 41st Birthday Singapore! *Shakes her kumbayahs*



Semua kita besatu, Majulah Singapura~ Majulah, Singapura~ yadda yadda.

Sorry, 'not feeling very patriotic, especially when its common knowledge that my ultimate dream is to study in California.

Bf's gone back to camp to perform for the National Day Parade tomorrow, so best of luck, sweetie! Hope to see you in your Tengah Air Base's GOH contigent!

While the cat is gone, the mouse comes out to play... Dota!!!

Haven't played the game in almost 2 years, but I'm glad I've yet to lose my touch. Anyways, here's some pictures by the camwhore; yours truly.

Dinner @ Yumeya last Friday!

My colleagues Lydia and Cerina :)


I know I'm giving away how fat I really am, so sHuT t3h F4rK uP!!1one1!! I don't care! >_<

Okay, enough of the pictures of my colleagues. I'm still half-mad at some of them for forgetting my existence for the 2nd time, when after lunch, they went back to office from UE Square on their own and left me waiting.

Onto a happier topic, remember I said I went to Devils' Bar last Saturday right? It was damn happening, lah~

My growing dislike towards Louis per se, I still had a great time.

Sitting amongst skinny ladies certainly does me NO good. Sigh.

Happy birthday Louis. Whatever.


Guess who we saw at the live band area?

Contestants from Singapore Idol 2! *Screams like a girly fan* AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry ah, I'm also not a fan of SG Idol. Jonathan did prove to be better-looking then I originally thought with his sausage-like lips, but this year's participants no longer rouse any interest in me.

I'd only took those photos because it amused me then that how they made a fool outta themselves by behaving like they are superstars, when seriously, only Paul and Jonathan are more recognisable.


These are only stimulated dialogue, don't go suing me! Lol.

Anyway, I really have to go to bed now. My eyes can't freaking stay open. Before I go, this is what you get when you leave a bored Jennifer in an empty, locked room on the 3rd floor.


My attempt at a sultry look. Cannot make it lah.

Yes, I do away with clothes sometimes when I have the privacy. 's more comfortable that way. Don't you dare judge me! *Points a severe finger at you*

Good night, people!

"Why then, the world's my oyster, which I with sword will open."

I was REALLY looking forward to curling up on my bed with the air-conditioner gently churning, with nothing but my favourite songs or the dim noise of the TV on in the background, while I read my latest Judith McNaught novel.

Now it's all shot to hell, blah. :(

You know, for an ex-MIA girl (yes, I'm proud to declare I'm no longer a hermit!) I'd pretty much filled my quota for the week (and probably the next) with a dinner yesterday with my colleagues, a movie (The Lake House) with Cerina, and clubbing session with her, Amanda and the guys.

Later have to go Devil's Bar celebrate Louis' birthday. Liew.

By the by, if you're not into sappy romance movies like I do, don't watch The Lake House. For a 1hr 40mins show, only the last 10mins is worth watching. It was the sight of Keanu Reeves that stopped me from falling asleep, as did Donnie Yen (salty hunk of manly goodness!) during Dragon Tiger Gate.

Thank goodness it's Devils' and not Zouk or worse, KTV pubs/lounges *shivers*.

Keeping my fingers crossed that I still have clean clubbing clothes left now. Gotta go start prepping on my war paint! I'll be back next week with the photos taken at dinner(cam cable's in the office).

'Ta mates!

Sigh... it's bad.

No, not black Thursday or even Friday the 13th. It's worse... Much much more worst...


It's bloody Monday.


Ahh~ The blues... And my monthly finally arrived, so I'm feeling like crap right now.

Not that there's something that shopping won't cure, but until then, it's all sucking to hell right now >_<



That's me, together with Mitchell, Jasmine, and Yan @ Momo. I look like a sore thumb sticking out :(

Sigh... I'm not sure if its because of the bloody monthlies(excuse the pun), but I've been feeling really down this week.

Between the most heavy workload I've ever done recently, and doing all the NAPL closings by myself, and the realisation that apparently, I'm not as well-liked as I thought, I was ready to hit the roof and tear my hair out.

That was why I went for a shopping binge yesterday. I knew I should do OT in order to clear some work, but I was so depressed, I left quietly, and immediately, once the clock struck 5.55pm.

Bought a top for him, a top for me, the membership for Mu, Estee Lauder's Pleasure, a watch, a Judith McNaught novel, and paid for the import of the new 21" Spike statue.

Ahh, the sins. Never really understood the power of shopping therapy until now. I mean, I 'swiped' so much, my fragile lil 6 years old POSB Nets card almost cracked from the friction.

Saying I've spent alot for the last couple of days is an understatement. I'd practically overspent my budget for my entire month. Not to mention my alarm clock of a Mum - Everytime it's the 28th, she goes RINGGGG (for allowance). More accurate than clockwork.

And oh yes, remember my resolution this year? To save little or no money at all and spend, spend, spend?

All I can say is this: I'm right on track. *Sayangs her pocket*

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances.

Wee! Family Day!

Whew! Just got back from my company's family day at Wild Wild Wet.

I didn't join the telematch events, nor did I get to swim or take the rides(will explain why later) but it was great. I got sunburnt just by standing there cheering for my team, but it was great.

I mean, Joyce picked me up at my place to longbang me there, then we were given free lunch and drinks at the games, and they even employed 2 people to give us free back and foot massages! And then I also got a free ride back home from my lovely manager. I didn't even spend a single cent today.

Heh.

Anyway, how can this be my blog if I didn't take any photos to show ya all?


Cerina, one of the colleagues I get along well with and we always go on smoke breaks together. ^_^

And here's me with my team leader, Jane:

A really nice woman once you get to know her better, and behaves like a youthful girl sometimes. I guess I'm lucky to be under her.


Obviously, I only took photos with/of people I like in the company. Here's Joyce, one of our team leaders, with Cerina, and Sandra, another team leader, and her kid. Her girl is soooo adorable!


Stack, stack, stack! GO KALEIDOSCOPERS! Haha.

Didn't get to take alot of photos, since I was still pretty hungover when we reached Pasir Ris, and the fact that my SD card TOTALLY sucks also attributed to the limited photos.

Anyone kind enough to buy me a nice 256mb or 512mb SD? See, I'm not even asking for 1GB or more! *Flutters eyelashes* :P

Anyway, went to Club Momo with Yan and friends again. All I can do is summarise the night up with, "BLOODY HELL~"

Don't get me wrong, it was a wonderful night. I mean, Graveyard, waterfall, lamborghini.... Bloody hell.

I pretty much danced and my inner thighs still hurt from bending too low. I'm getting too old for this :O Nonetheless, it was the most fun I've had in ages.


Coffee date with Ting and Yan and friends on Thursday. I have to say this: We're 3 gorgeous birds, innit? LMAO.


Michelle and I. Got to know her through Yan and I have to say, I like this girl.

Anyway, I kinda have this thingy where an international salon branch from UK is coming to Singapore to open a branch, blah blah, and they asked if I'm interested to be one of their hair models for their show at Hyatts Hotel soon.

I'm quite content with my hairstyle atm, so is anyone interested? I'm not sure if they're still recruiting, since the hairshow is starting pretty soon, but I can give you the email address if you want.

They'll require a few photos of you and if they accept you after the interview, they'll pay you around $600-$1000 as a one-time model's package, and there'll be a 1 year free hair services at their saloon.

Sweet deal, I know. But I was too indecisive at the point of receiving the email, so I gave it up ultimately.

*Whines* Why couldn't they have emailed me earlier before I re-permed my hair 2weeks+ ago?

"Oh, so now u want to show u dominant right? nvm"

"from now on u only touch Spottie, if u touch Blackie i sure bi bin with u"


"做么? 做么? 你要這样跟我讲話是不是?"
"what, what, you think you can talk to me like that?"

"我要做男人! 我管你是誰 lah, 你惹到我的話, qi qua mai lor!"
"I want to be a MAN.I don't care who, or what the fuck you are, if you piss me off, I'm going to do that to you. I don't give a fuck about you."

"我发脾氣, so? 你要我讲對不起, no way lor. 你現在要怎样?"
"I throw temper, so? I won't apologise 1 lor. *threatens* What you want now?"

"整天讲要听我的话, pian siao de la. 狗改不了吃屎.
"A leopard never changes its spots. I always know your promises of subservience will never last 1 la."

"你不高兴, 你走 lor. 我又沒有留你."
You not happy, u go lor! I'm not stopping u."

"你做么还在這里?我不是赶你走了lor? Buai paiseh ah? 喊大声点 lor, 让我全家听到最好, 這样就不用我赶liao."
"Why the fuck u still here? I thought I told u to leave? U want to make a scene sibo? Make lor!"

"You not happy you fuck off lor. After work you go home I don't want to see your face make me dulan."

FYI, he didn't even use the word subservience. I just converted our 'conversations' in Chinese into English.

Fictitious?
There's no possibilities that one could say such things to his girlfriend?
There's NO way someone can take it down like that without retaliating?

Obiviously you don't know me well enough. I hear those words often enough to memorise them.

If there is a name for masochist, it's probably Jennifer.

My Friday

*Yawns* I'm up, I'm up.

Finally, a Friday which wasn't filled with boring TV shows and idleness.

Went to Momo last night with Xin Nee, Yan and her friends. Nifty.

The place's small enough to feel nice and cosy, and I had fun while it lasted, though which I guess it was more because of the fact that Yan's friends are more engaging than Mel's friends whom I always hang out with. Also the fact that the girl/guy ratio was more balanced.

[ Speaking of Mel's friends(who technically are my friends too), I saw Hock and Yi Cai there. The 1st thing Yi Cai asked me was if I had any cais with me. Heh. ]

One of Yan's friends asked me why I was so quiet and detached... And despite warming up to them afterwards, I realised that even my colleagues have asked me this before.

I was never a loner. I was a people's person through and through, but I guess I've changed. I've become apathetic to everything and everyone that surrounds me, and the only one who can make me feel something other than dead, is Melvin, who made me dead in the first place.

Contradicting, I know. But sometimes I get frightened by my own lack of feelings and lack of real care towards people. I get frightened by how dark my mind has become; how paradoxical and twisted my thoughts are.

Sigh. *Shakes off the disturbing assessment* I just hope that they will be going there again next Friday... Even tho I do have to wake up early for our Company's telematches @ Wild Wild Wet the next day. Dancing makes me feel alive for awhile, so I'm definitely gonna make use of that.


[What, why do I seem so excited about Momo when I raved about MOS all the time? Not telling! *Grins*]

P.S: Yan, Nee, I know lots of stuff have happened last night - words were exchanged, feelings were hurt. Nevertheless, I have faith that we'll work it through, so let's stick together, yea?

Anyway, I've never put up any pictures of me after I've dyed my hair, right? Well, here's me:


My hair color is definitely not as bright now... But I lurvveee it still!



Well, yea, that's about it. I can't believe I registered for my PGI paper for this coming Monday, and I've yet to study anything AT ALL.

Bah...

No more Spottie. No more Blackie.

Don't ask why.

If you are interested in getting golden retriever + husky mix, 2 months+ old pups, see my entry below for their pictures.

Will sell both for $400 together with linkable fences and leashes and maybe I'll throw in some toys. Price is still negotiable.

TGIF again~

Yay~ It's Friday again! Anyway, time to photowhore all the pictures I've taken recently.

First off, I'm gonna show off my dogs. Yep, dogs ^_^

I'll like to introduce, Spottie and Blackie! (Not the most inventive of names, I know, but Mel vetoed Cordelia and Amelia to go with Ophelia, so I just gave them doggie-like names)


Husky + golden retrievor mix. Trust me, the photos ain't doing them justice.

There's a bit of story to this, actually. We were at the pet shop we always frequent, when we spotted the sisters and fell in love.

After a 2 hours' decision, we bought Spottie and brought her home. At first, Ophelia and her seemed to get along fine, but one afternoon at work, Mel called and told me that Ophelia was intolerable.

The next thing I know, he left our princess at the pet shop and bought Blackie.

Mel's sister and I were deeply unhappy about it; I cried and all that rot, but when I've finally settled down, he did not inform me of anything, and brought Ophelia back.

So yep, we have 3 dogs now. ^_^

Um, Ophelia kinda blended into the background, but the 2 shiny orbs and pink tongue belongs to her. And Spottie is being her usual attention-ho ;P

I hope I can get a clearer pic next time, but it prolly won't be that possible, 'cos, while they're mixed breed huskys, they are not impervious to heat. The wet floor you see in the pictures are all the water they splashed out from the waterbowl.


Blackie! She's the most docile of the 3.

Undeniably, Spottie's the apple of me eyes. How could she not be? Oh yes, they're all females.


She sat there unmoving for the few photos I took. Absolutely adorable!

Sigh... I'm blessed to have such lovely pets. If only I could be more blessed to have him.

James Marsters nashi no seikatsu nante kangaeran'nai yo... omae wa erai~!

Okay, out of point.

Anyhoo, now's some photographs that I took at Ah Lee's wedding. (Wow, it's the first time I attended a friend's wedding, felt kinda weird.)

So naturally, I got abit bored, and took this pic with Mel. It felt a lil retro, what with his shirt and my hair. Lmao.



So anyhoo, here's the picture we took together after the wedding.


Lil small, I know, but that's Ah Lee and his lovely wife, me in red, and my friends of 4 years and their girlfriends.

I'm gonna go down and check out the dogs and see how they are doing in their 15-fucking-dollars-per-40cm-fence playpen.

Have a great weekend, mates!

I'm going CRAZY!

Yes, I reckon I'll be turning bug-shagging mad soon. Half the day I spent at work today revolved around a certain Mr Lee, and 'Civil Service College'.

Received a complaint from him, actually, but luckily, the target wasn't me. I just happened to be the poor fella who was processing his application forms.

Sigh.

The later part of my supposed-to-be happy and stressless Thursday was filled with phone calls and email correspondences that's trying to pin the responsibility on yours truly.

Sucks to be me.

Goodbye England :(

Thank gawd I had a feeling and did not bet on England, but sadly, there will be no brilliant goals from England like the freekick that Beckham scored against Ecuador.

They have such great chances throughout the match... Sigh. I sure wouldn't like to be in Cristiano Ronaldo's shoes when he returns to Man United after the WC.

My first ever company game event...

...In my entire life.



It was scrabble. Language was supposed to be my forte (Or so i thought),



And I lost. Got pwned by my friend, Marcus, the one in purple.

Causing my team to slide from 3rd place(with prize money) to 4th.

My team players were all jovial and happy-go-lucky, but I can't say that for my colleagues who came to support.

:(

Sigh. So paiseh!!!

Nonetheless, it was a wonderful experience. Overwhelming, even, to play against people of all positions in AIG.

I can't wait for the BlackJack event to come.

It's Sunday morning already...

*Heaves a heartfelt sign* Whoa... It's already close to 5am. I can't even recall when was the last time I stayed up till such an ungodly hour.

As it tends to happen on Sundays, I started to list out my time-table for the next week, and it's not gonna be pretty.

I have 2 trainings next week, for my company's new program, on Monday and Thursday, 6-8pm.

I'm most prolly meeting Yan and friends up after work on Wednesday.

Then I have the company's inter-departmental events for Scrabble on Tuesday night, which starts at 7pm and ends at god-knows-when.

And last but not least, I have Ah Lee's wedding to attend on Friday.

JAM-PACKED! OMFGWTF. And with the work folders still coming in as per norm, I'll be sure to do OT time to like, what, 9 or 10pm?

And I haven't even study for the insurance papers yet, which I need to pass by mid of July.

Next week's gonna suck.... *Groans*

Honey, I'm home!

Well well well, looky looky at the time!

What, only 6.40pm?

What, no OT for the whole week?

What, I'm flouncing around with a song in my heart?


IMPOSSIBLE!


Haha. What, Friday rocks?

Too bloody right!


I wanna lick it,
I wanna taste it,
I wanna feel it,
I wanna suck on your lollipop~


*Shakes her thang*

Mmm~

Met up with a friend for lunch today - Eric, my pal from the 2 weeks' training. It was really sweet of him to call me up and ask me out for lunch as he was here for the orientation.

We talked, smoked, walked to UE for lunch, talk somemore, and smoked smoked smoked. He's the person I'm most comfortable around from my group of colleagues. It certainly felt great to converse with someone who genuinely cares and not speak just for the sake of speaking.

Anyway, I couldn't control my urges, so I had a date with the 2 really great guys I've mentioned before...

They're so sinfully sweet and yummy, they should be made illegal.




Marsha Marsha Marshmallow ice cream!!! Mmm~~~ I'm gonna make sure to try every different pint by the end of this year. Yum =d


Wednesday tomorrow, mid of the week. YAY!

Stupid, stupid men.

What's up with men and breasts? Okay, I get the fascination and all, but I absolutely hate it and don't get how men can get contented just elbowing women's breasts.

If you really want to cop a feel, just pay $40 and feel her up all you want!

Stop staring at my rack and elbowing them "accidentally" or ask me to put more cleavage-showing pictures on Friendster!

Just stop staring, period!

Argh, fucking pissed.