Yay, it's only Friday!

Anyway, I got another quiz thing from aB again, for a lack of things to do.

I tweaked the 'rules' a little... Heh. So here goes:

1. You can only say YES or NO.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!

1. Taken a picture naked? Yes. DON'T ask. Don't! *Shakes her finger at you*

2. Painted your room? No.

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No. No one volunteered, leh.

4. Drove a car? Yes.

5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes. Need to practise lah.

6. Had a crush? Duh, yes.

7. Been dumped? Yes.

8. Stole money from friend? No.

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Can't remember about car... But bike, yes.

10. Been in a fist fight? Yes.

11. Snuck out of your house? Dozens and dozens of times.

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes...

13. Been arrested? No. I'm a guai baby :)

14. Made out with a stranger? No.

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Duh? Yes.

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? See 11).

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No.

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes.

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes.

20. Seen someone die? No.

21. Been on a plane? Yes.

22. Kissed a picture? Yes.

23. Slept in until 3PM? I've once slept a whoppin' 24 hours straight, what do you think?

24. Love or miss someone right now? Yes.

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes.

26. Made a snow angel? Yes.

27. Played dress up? Yes.

28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes.

29. Been lonely? Yes.

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.

31. Been to a club? Yes.

32. Felt an earthquake? Tremor, yes. Earthquake, no.

33. Touched a snake? Yes.

34. Ran a red light? Jaywalking counted? I did run. With my legs.

35. Been suspended from school? No. Just expelled.

36. Had detention? Think so.

37. Been in a car accident? Yes.

38. Hated the way you look? All the time.

39. Witnessed a crime? Yes.

40. Pole danced? Uh... Don't think so.

41. Been lost? Yes.

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Singapore is small, ya know.

43. Felt like dying? Yes.

44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes.

45. Sang karaoke? Yes.

46. Sucked your thumb? Yes.

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.

48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? LOL... Yes.

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.

50. Kissed in the rain? Um, it was raining, but we were sheltered. Can? =P

51. Sing in the shower? Yes.

52. Made love in a park? Hmm, park, no...

53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yea, to James Marsters *grins*

54. Glued your hand to something? Yes.

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No. I've watched Dumb and Dumber.

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? A couple of times without my knickers, that counts?

57. Been a cheerleader? No.

58. Sat on a roof top? Yes.

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No.

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes.

61. Played chicken? What's that?

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Hehe.. Yep.

64. Broken a bone? Don't think so.

65. Been easily amused? Yes.

66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes.

67. Mooned/flashed someone? Flashed once accidentally during my birthday. Was dead drunk.

68. Cheated on a test? Yes.

69. Forgotten someone's name? More times than I'm willing to admit, hehe.

70. Slept naked? No. No privacy leh.

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No.

72. Performed on stage? Yes. I like entertaining and acting.

73. Blacked out from drinking? For a couple of secs, yes.

74. Played a prank on someone? Yes.

75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes.

76. Made love to anything not human? No!

77. Failed a class? Yep.

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? *Mind going crazy* UH... *Shifty eyes* Something..?

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No.

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Yes... Nasty past, don't ask.

81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No.

82. Thrown strange objects? Yes, I guess.

83. Felt like killing someone? Uh huh.

84. Thought about running away? Yes.

85. Ran away? Yes.

86. Did drugs? Yes.

87. Had detention and not attend it? No. I may be a recalcitrant person, but I'm still guai at heart. *Winks*

88. Dumped anyone? Yes.

89. Made a parent cry? Yea... My mum.

90. Cried over someone? I'm a crybaby!

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? *Checked dictionary.com* O_o No.

92. Dated someone more than once? Yes. Pak tor, mah.

93. Have/had a dog? Yes. Ruby! Ophelia! :D

94. Own an instrument? Yes. Recorder... lol. Oh oh and an organ.

95. Been in a band? No.

96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No.

97. Broken a cd? Yes.

98. Shot a gun? Yep, only empties tho.

99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? No. That's against my principles.

100. Written a love letter? Yes. I'm a sentimental fool.

So there. It's pretty interesting :D. I'm going to go idle around and do nothing. Enjoy your clubbings and whatsnot, friends. TTFN!

I feel good...

... Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good!

Hehe... Well, my honeymoon period - 2 weeks of full day trainings - has reached the end, and now I'm officially back at work.

Even though I do miss the 2 hours lunch breaks, I certainly did not missed the hours that seemingly dragged by; It's only about 1 1/2 hours till I knock off, and I'm still rather energetic.

Or maybe its because my subconscious knows that it will be another long weekend :D~

Enjoy your weekend, peeps!

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you

Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
{ sax, two licks to bridge }

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love won't do you no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

{ sax, two licks to bridge }

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, well I got you

Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
- I Feel Good
James Brown

Ah, can't believe this slipped my mind.

Yesterday was GED. General Elections Day, not General Education Diploma.

My congrats to those whose favoured parties won at their GRC. I think my Hougang and Sengkang buds are quite happy :D

Of course, my area is still PAP. Its not as if I like the fact that PAP monopolies the parliament, or that I got to know the different parties, but PAP was everything and everywhere since I was borned, so it'll feel weird if AMK was won over by SDA.

Besides, Lee Hsien Loong is the PM; Who else to have more weight around the parliament to speak up for us than he? He might not, but its still my mindset.

By the by, my condolences to Nee Soon Constituency. Your MP spoke like one of those Ah Peks who drinks at kopitiams every night, and all he did, when interviewed, was use his broken English and repeat 1 point constantly. Cannot speak Chi ni, meh?

Damn...

I'm not using my usual computer to check my blog, and I realised it's filled with popups now! How come, har?!

I host my background and icon pics with photobucket, I use emblem for the song player, and the tags have been there for ages and caused no problems for me.

I've been having a bloody cold all week, and now my blog is collecting dust and popups. Grr!

By the by, check out this site. There's commands even for "fart", and "shift" gives you this really hilarious reaction where the headlights give you the 'eyebrow' and shifts from side to side for ya. Damn cute.

*Heaves a great sigh* Anyway, I seriously wish all those lame guys morons will stop adding me or messaging me... They're all the same.

Moron A: "Hi... How come still haven't slp?"
Moron B: "Hello. What you doing nowadays? So busy, har..."
Moron C:"Hey pretty girl... Nice pic. Do you still remember me?"

Some of those messages really left me incredulous.

Please. Someone I've replied one message on Friendster or MSN to, is not considered a friend, or defined as someone I know. You're merely a stranger. And I don't react well to strangers.

Most of the time when I don't recognise someone on MSN, I won't delete him/her, but the messages keep coming! Guess I'll have to take the time to clear my list soon.

So friends, if you find that I've removed you from my MSN msgr list, please don't fret. I still remember you(most probably). Just add me back, yea? And chat me up! I'm lonely!

Disclaimer: The abovementioned request applies to friends that I genuinely know only. Thank you.

Missed ya guys, and I've certainly missed blogging. I will try to update again once I gather enough energy to do so. 'Ta!


P.S: Didja know I'm disfigured for life now? Nah, not the face, but my thigh. I fell and skidded on the road last Saturday. I don't wish to go into details, but let's just vaguely say... It's kinda like a stuntman move where I was dragged on my right side for a few metres on the tar road, ending with a lousy cartwheel roll on the floor which I give only a 4.0 to.

Right nasty, I know. I have wounds on my foot and hand and one big area of the skin got scratched off on my lower right thigh, and they're all still hurting like a sodding bitch. It'll discolour even if it heals properly. No skirts for a month for Jen Jen!

Happy 21st, sweets!

Its my first time planning a birthday other than mine, and a 21st one at that.




Happy Birthday again, Mel! :)


I invited the friends, I bought the cake, I got the food, ordered sushi, tried to entertain them, well, until I went on to play mahjong, that was.


His friends of don't know how many donkey years, whom I've known for 4 years.



Yep, all in all, I was quite proud of my efforts. I was always known to be a lazy sod, after all.

Okay, so maybe the food was actually not filling enough, but it wasn't too inadequate. After chatting and watching them play winning eleven, we went over to MOS at about 12.30am, and stayed on till 4am.

About MOS... Wellllll... All I can say is that this old bird still has her charms that she didn't know still exists. 3 guys approached me that night. One was an engineer from LTA whose namecard was quickly discarded by Mel, one was a Bollywoodish Indian, and his Greek friend.

I'm not implying that I'm gorgeous or whatever, aiight! This woman here has a problem, and a gradually worsening problem at that.

One day, I could turn out like this!



LOL!

Yea, badly photoshop-ed, sorry. But the hair at the top of my head are indeed thinning. :(~

Nonetheless, I'm quite confident that my dancing skills improved, lmao. The cute Greek told me, "My friend kept telling me you have a boyfriend, but I just wanna say you're very sexy." Muahehe!


Ok, so I am trying to camwhore all the pics I've taken recently. Cannot meh?

Some girls who were dancing next to me in the R&B room were practically fuming with jealousy when they saw guys eyeing and chatting me up. I'm disgusted with my figure, I'm not confident with my looks, but my dancing skills, what can I say? Do you think you can dance?


Hell yeah!



Alright, I apologise, I was getting out of point.


Anyway, happy 21st birthday again sweetie!




"And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea -
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?"

Did I really say that these 2 weeks of work should be a breeze?

Did I? I guess I did, huh.

Please smack my mouth and demand me to wash it out.

I've been staying back in the office ever since the 1st day of work, and right now, it's already 7pm on a Friday night, my hands are in danger of dropping off, my tummy's achy, my head is spinning, and I'm nowhere near done.

I'm lifeless. =(

Nehmind, I "xiang qian kan" (look at the money).


AHHHHHHHH...

=D

I'm entering some application for Enhanced Public Housing Contents Insurance for my first day of work :D Easy peasy.

Only thing was I buggered things up by printing them all without letterheads. Lmao.

I'm a self-acclaimed fast learner, but the team leader, Jane, had me beaten. She took less than 10 minutes to explain what we have to fill in for those 5 pages, and we were expected to derive the more minute details for ourselves by looking at the end result. Bleah...

The next 2 weeks should be a breeze though, since I have orientation and trainings to attend, and hey, the PC at my temporary desk has internet. Who am I to complain? *Smirks*

Checklist-to-gets:-

Mug
Water bottle
Selected photos
Photo frames
Mini bolster/pillow

I'm back...

From Tioman, people!

Well actually I got back in the afternoon, but most of the pictures I took are on my sister's cam, so I can't upload them yet.

Meanwhile, here's 2 to tantalise you guys!

I've just signed away 1 year of my life and I've never been happier.

Yep, I've just signed my contract with AIG. I'm now officially a Grade 4 Associate of the American Home Assurance Company *puffs out chest and smiles excitedly*.

I do need to go to the corporate doctors for a pre-employment check-up first, so I just hope my body will be fine enough to commerce work on the 24th.

Right now, I'm staring at the computer screen starting to miss the endorsements and policy words that I won't be typing anymore. At least with my new position, I would get my own desk.

Yay me! *Walks off with a spring in her steps and whistles some idle tunes*

WHO'S THE BOSS, WHO'S THE GIRL?

JEN'S THE ONE!

I stayed home today because my body system was near shut down and I needed the rest, but I got a good news over the phone just now.


MY INTERVIEW LAST WEEK FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICER IN AIG WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!


Well, it doesn't pay mighty well, but its a start and a leap from my mediocre temp administrative jobs. I have to go through the probation period and take 2 exams, be disciplined about my attendence because this job is very demanding, so I'm not 100% delirious yet.

But I'm happy. Yes, very very happy :)

ROFL~~

I'm watching channel 56 on SCV now, and I'm laughing so hard I could bust a nut, if I have one.

It's "Tou Yu", direct translation is the desire to steal, a Korean show. I mean, Korean comedies are well-known to be damn hilarious, but this one just takes the cake. You have to watch it.

Sigh, its 4-friggin-am in the morning, and I know my body clock's gonna be messed up again. It's lucky that my last day of work will be next Thursday, then it's hello rest-time and vacation!

Speaking of which, I haven't even got the necessities for the trip next Sunday. Mehhh. Jasmine: You, Eileen, me. Friday. Shopping, pronto!


So anyway, I got back at 10pm+ earlier on from Li Ting's 21st birthday.

Happy 21st birthday Ting~!

I didn't know half the people there, but it was great to see some old friends and get accquainted with a couple of new ones.

So here's Jen, camwhore-wannabe. (Hmm, come to think of it, not really.)


First off, the birthday girl! The picture of the sec sch bunch, lol. From left to right : Ying Chuan, Yi Wen, Me, Li Ting, Ci Hao, and Ling Yan.


Ci Hao and Ying Chuan from my neighboring class aka old classmates of Ting. We weren't classmates, but they were, and are, always awesome people to hang out with.


Ah, yes, I was delegated to hiding behind two gorgeous ladies.


Ophelia! Ophelia! Ophelia!


"Mummy, look! Birdie, fly!" "What, where?"


My Ophie irritating Lilo. Aren't they cuties? And please, ignore the hairy legs =X

I would put up more pictures if I did not look horrible in half of them. I guess it's really time to lose that excess, what, 25kg? Bleah...

Gawd I need a good rest.

As mentioned, met up with Yan (hi girl!) after work today.

People always change with time, so I'd be lying if I say she doesn't seem to have changed. But the change wasn't much, of course. She's still the Ling Yan I know since 13 *grins*.

We chatted for quite a few hours, caught up, kinda chatted like we've only just met up a couple of weeks ago instead of a year. She's renting a room and living away from home, how cool is that? I doubt I'll be able to do that. Not that I would want to, come to think about it. Free food! Free utilities! Free net! Maid!

Anyway. Quick fuck? Don't drink it.(unless you like the taste of cough syrup.) I still prefer sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm. *Smirks*

Damn... Look at the time. When will the day comes that I actually get a full 8hours of sleep? It's times like this I'm really looking forward to the trip.

Well it can't compare to the Japan/Taiwan/Europe trip that Ling Yan had lined up at the end of the month... *Grumbles*

Damn...

Due to a crazy weekend of non-stop "tonning", my body clock was temporarily messed up, so I tossed and turned in bed yesterday until 4am in the morning >_>.

I can't be any happier to see that I only have 15minutes of work left to go, and I'm meeting LingYan later(squee!) for drinks at Balcony.

It's been, what, a year plus since I last met her? I wonder if she's changed much =) I just hope our date won't be hindered by the... omnimous rain clouds and heavy-looking rain :(

Bah, now I have to play dodge the rain with my punny umbrella.

*Grins*

Well, that lingerie model job was a joke for April's Fool. I'd just woken up then, and decided I had to think up of something.

*Grins*

Gonna go enjoy what's left of my weekend, ta mates :)




Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotion know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- Emily Dickinson

I've got great news!

And there I was, worrying whether I would be able to get a new job soon after my contract with AIG ends, but I've got a new offer earlier on!

Okay, first off, some of you guys might not agree with my new choice of work, but the pay is too attractive for me to reject. I mean, working as an admin gets me about 1k each month ONLY. This job offers about $2k WITHOUT commission. How cool is that?

I've been approached by similar agents when I was 16... Wearing my school uniform, no less, but I was quite surprised I got approached again, since I'd apparently put on so much weight.

I'm going to be a model for lingeries, bras actually, but I don't have to show my face all the time, since some will just need to take photographs of the, you know, area. The shoots will mostly be for magazines or newspapers where they advertise their new lingerie products.

I know, I know... I'm crazy. But no harm to try it out, since I don't have to sign a contract just yet. I requested to try out 1 photoshoot and get a feel for it.

I'll be back to fill you guys in about details after I meet up with Steward again, *nervous* cya guys! Wish me luck and guts!

Hey hey hey, I'm back!

Damn, even I am sick of reading my recent boring posts. I guess I ought to update about my stuff a little - give something for my grandchildren to read about next time(provided Blogger lasts that long), ey?

So anyway, end of month's always a soddin bitch, everyone was rushing to get this month's accounts settled, and I barely had time to primp myself at the washroom. Workload upgraded from fast-paced to Superman-on-crack requirement. Thank gawd its Friday.

I'd finally managed to croak out a question to my frightening manager regarding the last day of my employment. My contract with the agency ends on the 9th, but I did officially ask for a contract/perm employment from the HR, so right now I'm just waiting for replies.

Seriously, my manager simply had that look on her face that made me afraid to ask her stuff or simply talk to her. First off, her pose would be unfriendly-looking, even tho she did that subconsciously. Then she would tilt her head in a manner that she's looking down her nose at people with an angle. Not to mention the slight scowl and the menacing stare.

Fine, okay, she's not that scary, but she does make me stutter alot. To get someone as eloquent(ahem) as me to stutter, trust me, she's scary enough.

Anyway, getting back to my point, I'm going on a Tioman trip with my sis and her family. It'll be about, hmm, 6days 5 nights? I'm really really hesitant and frankly? reluctant to go, but they'd been so insistent that I need this trip to "detox" myself and I'm too paiseh to reject, and gawd knows, I really do deserve a break.

It's just that, I don't know, 6 days seems kinda long for the size of the place we'll be visiting. And JenxGeR just looks BAD with a tan. I mean, who else but my NPCC squadmates have seen me tanned before? And my tans doesn't even last a week! I'll burn like a lobster even with sunscreen.

Plus, there's an important fact that I have a deep fear for, well, deep waters. I'll feel like I will drown any sec once my feet can't feel sand anymore. So it'll be just alot of floating around and fishing.

Yep, I love fishing, and thank gawd it's a time-taking sport.

I think I would be getting a set of bikini, because my old, black onepiece swimsuit simply has to go, but I would definitely wear a pair of shorts and a T-shirt over 'em. I don't wanna cause anymore nauseous-ness than the sea already would.

It all depends on my budget tho - we 1985'ers are pretty unlucky. First the only-16-year-olds can get their ICs policy started during our year, now us 1985ers missed out on the "generous" bonus that the government is giving out during election year.

Right now, I'm just worried about my health. Like I mentioned in my previous entry, I got hit with the fever bug on Wednesday night. Thank goodness it was after I got my new heels from Wisma. Did I mention that Charles & Keith has really cute shoes, despite the poor quality?


Anyway.


Guys, if you are those really queasy type who goes "eew!" or, "ugh, gross" when a woman talks about her period, look away.

My cycle has been messed up. I will spot(don't ask me what that means) during the accurate week of my period, but it stops after a few hours. 1-2 weeks later, then will my period start officially.

Right now, I'm almost 2 weeks late again, and with totally NO possibility of being pregnant. I mean, duh, no sex = no babies, okay? I know some of you will be skeptical.

So anyway, I've always thought I handle stress well, but that vomiting incident back in my polytechnic days, and my messed up body system told me otherwise.

Has any of you experienced this before? My menstrual cycle has always been accurate like clockwork, and this is just creeping me out. What if I grow a tumor there like my mum did?

Not to forget the fact that I'm too stingy to go for a full body checkup that'll prolly cost me a couple hundred dollars.

Bah, I'm stressing myself out. Sod this, I'm just gonna go smoke my fag and enjoy my night. Maybe do something crazy over the weekend. Ah, I like this idea so much better.


Have a jolly good night, all. Take care~ ;)

Hah!

Even my colleague knows my "pattern" now. No matter how tired or busy I've been at work, I will always get hyper when the time nears 5 - 5.30pm.

However, I'd just recovered from my fever from yesterday, so I walked around today in a permanent slouch and droopy eyes.

But then again, finally free enough to take notice of the time, I couldn't help the huge grin that came onto my face :D

I'll blog again when I get home, right now I need to finish my work first ;)

T minus 10 minutes and counting, weekend here I come!

Thank you. I love you all.

I always thought I don't have friends anymore... That Time has drifted my closest friends away from me to nothing much but Hi-Bye accquaintancea, but I was wrong.

I still have old friends who dropped a message by, and tell me they care. Supporting me.

I have a god didi who would come all the way down to comfort me, nieces who care and lends me a listening ear, old friends who I didn't know still care for me even tho I've lost contact with them.

I know things are partially my fault that they ended up this atrocious, that I'm not the only victim here, but it did wonders when I heard (or read) those comforting words.

Thank you Alan, Eileen, Cash, Lexandria, and other names that I can't think up of right now due to my jumbled brains. Thank you guys so much.

Life seems less bleak now... Especially after the whole tub of Haagen-Dazs Cookies & Cream icecream.

Happy birthday, Ma!

It was my mum's 58th birthday yesterday, and I could see that she had a blast with her friends. She also seemed overjoyed that I'd given her quite a big angbao as a present. Perhaps, she's starting to see me as the adult that I am? I surely hope so.

I was the designated videogirl, but it was okay. Anything for her.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, MA!

Also another shoutout to my sis, for cooking up a storm, thus allowing me to bring the delicious curry chicken and fried bee hoon to lunch-in at work. Thanks! =)

Anyway, I seem to have an urge, an overwhelming urge to go clubbing. Anybody feel like going to MOS / Dbl-O / MU / Chinablack / Madam Wong II this Friday or during the weekends? Call me or MSN me, I'll be waiting ;)

*Sniffles*

Just watched "Dead Man Walking" on Star Movies and I sobbed my eyes out. Sean Penn just has that charm about him and his interaction with Susan Sarandon(?) was great. It's an old movie, but its a gotta-watch one.

Anyway, does anyone knows the name of the guy in the new Starhub's Mother's day advertisement? The one where the mother cried at every important moment of the son's life?

If you know, tag me. He's goddamn cute; One of the 2 types I'm a sucker for - 1) really cute guys, even better with a little bookwormish look, complete with the glasses. Or 2) the bad boys(who are kinda little boys at heart) who have a gorgeous smirk and confident air around 'em, and ooze sex appeal.

I think the common thing between my 2 types will be the killer smile. If you look cute smiling, you'll get me drooling.

Maybe my next post will be something about myself that people might not know. But right now, I'm gonna go dream about gorgeous men with cute smiles... Mmm...